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“I don’t like anyone” keychain – For those who filter EVERYTHING with discernment… or with laziness.
It's not that you're antisocial. It's just that your radar for stupid things is very well calibrated.
This keychain is for those who don't pretend, don't smile out of obligation, and don't waste time with people who don't vibrate the same way.
✔ Direct statement: “I don’t like anyone.” – Brutally honest, just like you.
✔ Intense black color – Because you don't have time for little flowers.
✔ Durable material – Ideal for strong personalities.
*Not suitable for family gatherings or sensitive individuals.
Recommended use: every day.