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PURPLE NOBODY LIKES ME KEYCHAIN

  • $9.00
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!

“I don’t like anyone” keychain – Lavender edition with a high-demand filter.

Having few friends is not a flaw, it's a quality filter.
This keychain is for those who cannot tolerate superficiality or false love.
Purple and lavender on the outside, pure irony on the inside.

✔ Direct statement: “I don’t like anyone.” – Because you didn’t come here to please anyone.
✔ Lavender color – So your misanthropy has style.
✔ Durable material – Just like your principles.

*Ideal for hanging your keys, or your very high standards.