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“I don’t like anyone” keychain – For those who no longer fake smiles.
This keychain is the most honest statement you can carry with you: you don't like anyone, period.
Forget about appearances, this accessory is for those who speak their minds.
Hang it on your keys, backpack, or tote bag, and make it clear that your social filter is on low-effort mode.
✔ Direct statement: “I don’t like anyone.” – Direct, without disguise.
✔ Retro plastic material – Lightweight and colorful.
✔ Sturdy metal ring – To hold your keys (and your lack of desire to socialize).
*Warning: may make intense people uncomfortable. Perfect, right?